Popliteus
Pisces Turn On’s and Turn Off’s
Major Pisces Turn-Ons
Feelings - Pisces are all about feelings and they will connect with you best when you talk about concepts, subjects, and ideas in terms of how they make you feel. Don’t forget to show interest and concern in their feelings as well.
Creativity - Be creative in some way. Pisces are suckers for musicians, poets, painters, and other artistic types. If you have a talent like that, your special Pisces someone wants to hear about it. When gift-giving time comes around, nothing scores points quite like presenting them with an original piece of your art - especially one created just for them.
Spirituality - Be spiritual in some way. Pisces is arguably the most spiritual sign of the entire zodiac, so the chances are excellent that they believe in a higher power or are open to alternative beliefs in concepts like ghosts, clairvoyance, or astrology. They will most likely be looking for someone who is the same way.
Greens and Blues - Pisces natives like soft, attractive fabrics and cool, understated colors reminiscent of the ocean or of seashells. Forgo the garish reds and oranges in favor of sea foam green or pale blue when dressing to impress your special someone.
Low-Key - Be soft-spoken, modest, and low-key. Pisces natives feel most at ease with people who refrain from being loud, making bold movements, or flitting around a room at full speed. Free and easy are the orders of the day.
Major Pisces Turn-Offs
Materialism - Don’t be materialistic. Pisces people are the last ones who are going to care what brand name your watch is or want to hear how much your last car cost. Wealth isn’t really a big concern to them and it won’t impress them. Happiness and overall contentment, on the other hand, are very big deals.
Abrasive People - Pisces natives can’t stand loud, abrasive people. If you’re the sort who tends to yell or argue a lot, they quite simply won’t be interested in you. They’re looking for quiet, understated people who simply go with the flow.
Insensitivity - Don’t be insensitive or distant either. A Pisces is looking for a tender soul who isn’t afraid to open up and wear their heart right on their sleeve.
Close Minded - Most Pisces people are incredibly spiritual and open-minded. They probably won’t be interested in dating an atheist or someone who is overly dogmatic. Try to at least be open to a Pisces native’s way of thinking if you want them to take you seriously.
Responsibility - Don’t put pressure on Pisces to be more practical or more responsible. These really aren’t Pisces strengths and many of these natives couldn’t care less about changing that fact. Be prepared for the fact that if you enter into a relationship with a Pisces, you might have to be the breadwinner.
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This was the first episode of Scrubs I ever saw, many years ago. To this day, whenever I get Bugles, I put them on my fingers and pretend to be a witch.
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That one night with the spider
I was going through my documents, and came across one titled “that one night with the spider”. I was up late one night at work, writing the final essay for my French lit class, and I had a second doc open to write notes on. The following is my note page:
real vs. unreal
I don’t know what to write. Fucking French essay.
A story about the journey of an adolescent into adulthood, realizing adults are not so different. Do they ever really grow up or mature? After all, they’re still having parties and smoking pot, just like many highschoolers.
Finding that school is not enough. These people are professors and they seek to be further enlightened through drugs and going on trips. Paul speaks of these trips as if they actually happened and were not just the result of a high. They were magic mushrooms.
Also a story about young love, jealousy, revenge, happy endings. Simple enough with a simple storyline, but embedded in that is a deeper meaning about the state of our society, psychology, and how difficult it can be to distinguish between the real and the unreal sometimes.
How can I be expected to concentrate when there are huge fucking spiders at work? What the hell even was that? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a spider that big inside a house before. I have written two pages in four hours, so you can tell that already I have a hard time focusing on my work. If you throw in spiders, it just all goes to shit. And now I’m swearing, which means I’m either in a very bad mood or extremely tired or drunk. Or any combination of the three. Also I’m writing my thoughts out on a computer screen to no one and it’s kind of like when I used to narrate my life in my head against my will. Sometimes I think I may be just a little less than completely sane. But then again aren’t we all? What is normal anyway? It’s not a real thing. It can’t be defined. Nobody is normal. I just hope that fucking spider stays in the other room and doesn’t crawl under the door and scuttle across the floor and shimmy up my leg. Fuck. How the hell am I supposed to write eight pages on this shit? I am not cut out for university, and especially not for literature analysis. Elaborate writing is just not my style. There are spiders everywhere in this house. I haven’t even written half my paper yet and already I’ve run out of things to say.
Paul, Corrine, Charles-Albert, Charrette, Suzanne, Pierre
The next couple days, the spider was still there, and I grew fond of it, giving it a name (Cosmo). He was pretty funny.
The internet is so convenient
Wow. That sure is fucking convenient.
Please excuse me as I waste the next few hours of my life…
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like 6 months ago and I forgot but it’s bACK
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- Chris: I've been tying up some loose ends in my life.
- Lorelei: Do they make that much string?
- Border guard: How long were you gone?
- Tasha: Four days. Since Monday.
- Border guard: And what were you doing?
- Tasha: Just driving around.
